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Basketball 11:28pm, 9 November 2025 179

[Post-game post] Lakers-102-122 Hawks, the remaining 7 Hawks players reached double figures to end the Lakers' 5-game winning streak

Both sides' data:

Hawks (5-5): Gueye 21 points, 7 rebounds, 7 assists, 2 steals, Risashe had 19 points, 1 rebound, 4 assists and 2 steals, Newell had 17 points, 5 rebounds and 4 steals, Krejic had 17 points, 3 rebounds and 1 assist, Wallace had 14 points, 2 rebounds and 7 assists, Okongwu had 12 points, 8 rebounds, 4 assists, 3 steals and 2 blocks, Daniels had 10 points, 8 rebounds and 13 assists, and Hustein had 8 points and 2 rebounds. 1 assist, 4 points and 2 rebounds

Lakers (7-3): Doncic 22 points, 5 rebounds, 11 assists, Knecter 14 points, 4 rebounds, 1 assist, Laravia 13 points, 5 rebounds, 2 assists, 2 steals, Vanderbilt 12 points, 18 rebounds, 2 assists, Ayton 11 points, 5 rebounds , Browne 9 points, 2 rebounds and 2 assists, Hachimura 8 points and 2 rebounds, Smart 5 points, 2 assists and 2 steals, Hayes 4 points and 3 rebounds, Smith 3 points, 1 rebound and 2 assists, Kleiber 1 point, 2 rebounds, 1 assist and 2 blocks

[–]wfd1004 112 points 4 hours ago

Idk where the Lakers went last night but they all looked so dead. Honestly, super disappointing.

Lakers fans: I don’t know where the Lakers went last night but they all looked so dead. It made me wilt.

[–]Rook2Rook 58 points 4 hours ago

Magic City

Fans: Magic City nightclub sequelae (referring to the famous strip club Magic City in Atlanta)

[–]9blessings 57 points 5 hours ago

No more strip clubs and chicken tenders. Just take care of business next game.

Lakers fans: Stop going to strip clubs and stop calling chickens. I'll be shocked by the outcome.

[–]510lakersfan 119 points 5 hours ago

That. Was. Disgusting. No energy. No effort. I thought it was going to be a cakewalk too but dear god did the team looked like they were just walking around. Even Rui shot less than 50%.

Flush. This. Game. fine.

Lakers fans: Too! Disaster! stretch! Got it! No energy! No effort! I thought we could abuse food easily, but it turns out we are food. Even Rui Hachimura shot less than 50% from the field.

. this. field. rush. horse. bucket. inside. Bar.

[–]LUKA the rim or defend athletic wings at all

Hawks kept hitting their 3s while Lakers ran a lazy ass offense

This was easily one of Lukas worst games

Fans: The Lakers couldn't guard against breakthroughs and athletic wings, and the Hawks kept hitting their 3s while Lakers ran a lazy ass offense. One of the worst games of Doncic's career.

[–]pmurt007 84 points 5 hours ago

I thought Vando 's rebounding looked good tonight

Lakers fans: I thought Vando 's rebounding looked good tonight

[–]Austin Reaves EnjoyerHandsomebruh13 227 points 5 hours ago

7-3 in the first 10 games with a lot of guys being in and out. It’s a good start

Lakers fans: 7 wins and 3 losses in the first ten games, and so many people are coming in and out. A good start

[–]ts405 227 points 5 hours ago

we all have days when everything goes wrong. nothing to panic about

Lakers fans: Everyone has days when everything goes wrong.. There is no need to panic

If it is (finally) 79 wins and 3 losses (I take back what I said above).

[–]bermitthefrog 55 points 4 hours ago

Best start since 2020

Lakers fans: The best start since 2020.

[–]pmurt007 93 points 5 hours ago

We were due for a game like this. 4-1 the rest of this road trip lol

Lakers fans: Sooner or later there will be a game. The rest of the road trip will be 4 wins and 1 loss. Haha

[–]2324thetitsOO 55 points 4 hours ago

Bronny is looking playable, Dalton had some 3s go down, Kleber sucks but at least another healthy body. Just feed the rest to the dogs.

[–]ungabunga8008135 71 points 5 hours ago

Bronny > Knecht

Lakers fans: Bronny > Knecht

[–]rawchess 51 points 4 hours ago

Lost to a dude named Mo ' Gay smh

Lakers fans: Losing to a sister named Mo Gay is so embarrassing!

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 1570 points 4 hours ago

Nah this is as much of a scheduled loss in the history of scheduled losses the hawks were 4-5 Jesus Christ could have suited up for the lakers and the hawks would still find a way to be .500

Hawks fans: The Lakers are just hitting the wall. The Hawks were 4 wins and 5 losses at that time. Even if Jesus himself puts on a Lakers jersey, the Hawks will give you a 50% winning rate!

[–]Cavalierskoenigsaurus 160 points 4 hours ago

This is what, 3 straight seasons of the 50/50 Hawks? More? Incredible consistency.

Cavaliers fans: Three straight seasons of being a 50/50 Hawks? Or even longer? This stability is incredible.

[–]HawksChessh2036 396 points 4 hours ago

“BLOCKED BY GUEYE! HE BLOCKED JESUS!”

Hawks fans: “Gay sent a big hat! He even blocked Jesus!”

[–]HawksS-Kotus 116 points 4 hours ago

IS THIS YOUR GOD?

Eagles fans: Just ask you if God is convinced?

[–]Hawks6eezus 656 points 4 hours ago*

One game under .500 Hawks are inevitable

This game was not as close as the score suggests

Hawks fans: The Hawks, who are only one game away from a 50% winning rate, are unstoppable!

The score simply cannot reflect the overwhelming scene

[–]Celticsterry-tea 204 points 4 hours ago

i’m taking the one game under .500 hawks over the 2017 warriors

Celtic fans: The Hawks are only one game away from the 50% winning rate > 2017 Warriors!

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 330 points 4 hours ago

WHO IS NUMBER 18?

Lakers fans: Who is the number 18?

[–]HawksLutherOfTheRogues 211 points 4 hours ago

MO FUCKING GUEYE.

Honestly he 's a fan favorite who is always money. This is what happens when he gets actual minutes I guess.

Hawks fans: Muhammad TMD Gueye! This guy is a favorite among fans, and he's reliable when he comes on the field. Given enough time, it exploded.

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 57 points 4 hours ago

He was so fucking good man. You all went belt to ass tonight

Lakers fans: This guy is so ruthless. You guys really beat us up tonight

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 977 points 4 hours ago

This was a good, honest .500 basketball team. We played .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lost a couple, guess what? We won a couple, too. But we never got too excited or let it go to our head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That 's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working half injured team doesn’t have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my Hawks. It’s just 50% basketball, for God’s sake! The roots are strong and the sprouts are bright, clocking in and getting off work, the outcome is balanced. How many games have you lost? What happened? Haven't you won a few games? But we never drift. Not engaging in a winning streak is called arrogance! Our blue-collar team is full of wounded soldiers and cannot afford to play that. After winning a few games, these guys will definitely lose again to find balance. Yes, this is my eagle - Gen Zheng Miao Hong 50% Team!

[–]SupersonicsJarristopheles 85 points 4 hours ago

Hawks just straight up played a great game. No doubt about it.

Supersonics fans: The Hawks were crushed by hard power today, no problem.

[–]HawksLutherOfTheRogues 268 points 4 hours ago

MO GUEYE

NOW YOU KNOW

Hawks fans: Mo GUEYE! Do you know each other now?

[–]HawksObelisk00 134 points 4 hours ago

What else did you expect from 1 game under .500 Atlanta Hawks. Also, Mo Gueye.

Hawks fans: The Hawks + Mo Gueye are only one game away from the 50% winning rate. Who can stop this combination?

[–]Hawksnot-a-potato-head[S] 119 points 4 hours ago

Mo Gueye started playing basketball 6 years ago btw

Hawks fans: Popular science: Mo Gueye only started playing basketball 6 years ago

[–]SpursMikeyBastard1 113 points 4 hours ago

Saw someone say yesterday in the Hawks sub "this loss sucks but now the Lakers gotta deal with 1 game under .500 Hawks. Theyre screwed "

It 's a prophecy at this point.

Spurs fans: Yesterday the God of the Eagles predicted: "Although it was an embarrassing loss, the Lakers will play the Hawks who are only one game away from the 50% winning rate - they are finished."

[–]LakersProof-Umpire-7718 81 points 4 hours ago

We kept leaving them wide open for 3 and they punished us for it.

Lakers fans: We let people shoot open three-pointers..

[–]Fire_Demon-215 26 points 4 hours ago

Hawks G league team just opened the lakers out wide and gave it to em

Fans: The Hawks G League lineup tore the Lakers defense into a QR code.

Source: Reddit

Compiled by: Aaron

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